I, too, have (or as you can probably guess from the title of this post, had) a Facebook account. I only ever used it for two purposes.

1. Finding out what friends I rarely see are doing
2. Getting invites to events

Facebook has over the years made usage #1 pretty much impossible. My feed contains approximately 1% posts by my friends and 99% ads for image meme "humor" groups whose expected amusement value seems to be approximately the same as punching yourself in the groin.

Still, every now and then I get a glimpse of a post by the people I actively chose to follow. Specifically a friend was pondering about the behaviour of people who do happy birthday posts on profiles of deceased people. Like, if you have not kept up with someone enough to know that they are dead, why would you feel the need to post congratulations on their profile pages.

I wrote a reply which is replicated below. It is not accurate as it is a translation and I no longer have access to the original post.

Some of these might come via recommendations by AI assistants. Maybe in the future AI bots from people who themselves are dead carry on posting birthday congratulations on profiles of other dead people. A sort of a social media for the deceased, if you will.

Roughly one minute later my account was suspended. Let that be a lesson to you all. Do not mention the Dead Internet Theory , for doing so threatens Facebook's ad revenue and is thus taboo. (A more probable explanation is that using the word "death" is prohibited by itself regardless of context, leading to idiotic phrasing in the style of "Person X was born on [date] and d!ed [other date]" that you see all over IG, FB and YT nowadays.)

Apparently to reactivate the account I would need to prove that "[I am] a human being". That might be a tall order given that there are days when I doubt that myself.

The reactivation service is designed in the usual deceptive way where it does not tell you all the things you need to do in advance. Instead it bounces you from one task to another in the hopes that sunk cost fallacy makes you submit to ever more egregious demands. I got out when they demanded a full video selfie where I look around different directions. You can make up your own theories as to why Meta, a known advocate for generative AI and all that garbage, would want a high resolution scans of people's faces. I mean, surely they would not use it for AI training without paying a single cent for usage rights to the original model. Right? Right?

The suspension email ends with this ultimatum.

If you think we suspended your account by mistake, you have 180 days to appeal our decision. If you miss this deadline your account will be permanently disabled.

Well, mr Zuckerberg, my response is the following:

Close it! Delete it! Burn it down to the ground! I'd do it myself this very moment, but I can't delete the account without reactivating it first.

Let it also be noted that this post is a much better way of proving that I am a human being than a video selfie thing that could be trivially faked with genAI.