Transcript:

A comic in four panel:

Panel 1. The scene opens on a cozy winter morning, in the corner of a room with a chimney and a festively decorated tree, in black, because made by the Gothic Sorceress. The Gothic Sorceress, in her black nightie looks excited and a bit mischievous.

Gothic Sorceress: "I'm so excited, best time of the year!"

Panel 2. The sorceress examines the contents of a gift she unwrapped with delight: a new spellbook.

Gothic Sorceress: "A new spellbook? Yes!"

Panel 3. On the perch nearby the tree, her AI Parrot says something as the sorceress begins to flip through the pages. A cold shiver runs down the Gothic Sorceress's spine as she realizes.

AI Parrot: "I generated that book last night. I hope you like it."

Panel 4. The cyber parrot is seen lying on the tiled floor, with a heavy book on his head. He looks enthusiastic.

AI Parrot: "Using the spellbook as a projectile? I love the creative use! I knew you'd enjoy the present."